Season 7, Episode 9: Rock in the Road (A Comedic Synopsis)
When last we heard from our favorite survivors, the brutal slaughtering of Spencer and Olivia had finally forced our main protagonist into action. Indeed, this painless death of two completely irrelevant characters led Rick to finally agree with Michonne (his third girlfriend in a span of perhaps less than a year, but who's counting?) that it was time for the Alexandrians to rebel against the tyrannical rule of Negan (and his lovable barbed-wire bat, Lucille). Thus, in the Midseason Premiere, Rick Grimes and the gang set off to enlist the help of more reasonable groups of humans: among them, the dude that walks around with a leashed Tiger, and the dude that claims to be Jesus. Unfortunately, help seems quite difficult to come by for these desperate Alexandrians. First, Rick and company attempt to persuade the leader of The Hilltop Colony, Gregory, to join their rebellion. However, Gregory declines their offer, claiming that he is somehow actually content with day-to-day living (w