Cinematic Chronicles

2025-26 was a breakout season for the San Jose Sharks. Nineteen-year-old phenom Macklin Celebrini tallied a franchise-record 115 points (45 goals, 70 assists), and Team Teal finished with 86 points in the standings — not enough for a playoff berth, but certainly their best campaign since last qualifying for the postseason in 2019. One thing that Sharks team struggled to do, however, was close games in October. In a small sample size, the 2026-27 roster is already showing more resilience in those critical moments. Whether it's improved depth, a better blue line, the maturation of young talent, or some combination of the three, it's been exciting to witness. The Painful Flashback Opening Night — October 9, 2025 The Sharks led Vegas 4-3 in the final frame. With 1:34 remaining in regulation, Jack Eichel dumped in a puck from the neutral zone that somehow beat Alex Nedeljkovic to knot the score. In overtime, Nedeljkovic failed to win a foot race, and Reilly Smith capped the Golden K...

Game 1 of 84 Result: SJS 4, FLA 3 (OT) Record: 1-0-0 The San Jose Sharks kicked off their 2026-2027 season in front of a packed SAP Center on Thursday night. This new-look Team Teal was immediately put to the test against the two-time Stanley Cup champion Florida Panthers. After a down year, Florida entered the season looking to climb back atop the NHL following the acquisition of Brady Tkachuk and the return of captain Aleksander Barkov, who missed the entire 2025-2026 campaign following ACL/MCL surgery. Despite squandering an early 3-0 lead, the Sharks managed to outlast the Panthers in their home opener at the Tank, as Luca Cagnoni became the first player in San Jose's history to score his first NHL goal in overtime. The Good Mason Marchment's first goal as a Shark During the offseason, Marchment signed a five-year, $33.75 million contract with San Jose. His late father, Bryan Marchment, played more than 300 games with the Sharks during his NHL career. It was a special mom...

During September 2026, I watched 14 new movies in theaters using my Regal Unlimited subscription. Here's my ranking of every movie I saw this month, from worst to best. If you missed it, check out my  August 2026 movie rankings  where I reviewed  Coyote vs. ACME, The End of Oak Street , and other theatrical releases. Warning: there are minimal spoilers ahead. 14. Fall 2: Deadpoint  ★★☆☆☆ "You got this, keep going!" Forrest Gump's mother once said: "Stupid is as stupid does." That phrase seems especially apropos here. The premise of the first film was already difficult to wrap my head around: a woman’s “best friend” forces her to complete a deadly climb after they both witnessed her husband die doing this very thing. However, Fall still had its moments—there was a genuinely shocking twist, and the movie managed to create real suspense and fear along the way. This sequel strips away nearly everything that made its predecessor intriguing. The characters are so...

During August 2026, I watched 11 new movies in theaters using my Regal Unlimited subscription. Here's my ranking of every movie I saw this month, from worst to best. If you missed it, check out my July 2026 movie rankings where I reviewed The Odyssey ,  Spider-Man: Brand New Day , and other theatrical releases. Warning: there are minimal spoilers ahead. 11. Buddy ★☆☆☆☆ "You love Buddy. Yes, you do. And I love each one of you." Where do I even begin with Buddy ? The marketing for this film? Brilliant. The premise itself? Captivating. Think Barney, except instead of a purple dinosaur, he’s an orange unicorn who turns violent whenever the children disobey him. On paper, it's the kind of absurd horror-comedy that practically writes itself. Unfortunately, the execution was sorely lacking. Far too many scenes felt as though they existed purely for shock value rather than because they served the story. At times, it seemed as though the writers simply plugged the plot into C...

During July 2026, I watched 8 new movies in theatres using my Regal Unlimited subscription. From major releases like Spider-Man: Brand New Day and  The Odyssey to smaller films such as The Invite and  Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass , here's my ranking of every movie I saw this month, from worst to best. If you missed it, check out my June 2026 movie rankings where I reviewed Disclosure Day , Toy Story 5 , and other theatrical releases. Warning: there are minimal spoilers ahead. 8. Minions & Monsters ★★⯪☆☆ "Ah, James. Rolls off the face tendrils." After sixteen years of avoiding this franchise, I finally sat through all six films in preparation for Minions & Monsters  — only for Illumination to release a completely unrelated prequel instead. In my estimation, this is the worst installment in the series to date. The studio took a bold swing by cramming a children's movie with references to classic cinema. Bolder still were the painfully on-the-nose a...

During June 2026, I watched 12 new movies in theatres using my Regal Unlimited subscription. From major releases like Toy Story 5 and Disclosure Day to smaller films such as Leviticus and Power Ballad , here's my ranking of every movie I saw this month, from worst to best. If you missed it, check out my May 2026 movie rankings where I reviewed Obsession, Michael, and other theatrical releases. Warning: there are minimal spoilers ahead. 12. Scary Movie 6 ★☆☆☆☆ "Should we hug?" "I really want to, but I'm a Republican now, so I'm supposed to be racist." When you watch a film trailer, you might expect it to be assembled as a highlight reel that drives people to their local theatre. What you might not expect, however, is for the only halfway amusing jokes in Scary Movie 6  to be included in its trailer. Critics will be skeptical of some "anti-woke" dialogue, questioning potential racism and/or transphobia. Social injustices aside, I was simply h...