A Shift in Tone...

I've been looking for ways to revamp my blog for quite a while now, and then it hit me...

I am a Regal Unlimited member.

No, this isn't a shameless plug for Regal Theatres.

However, I have already seen 17 films in the cinema in 2026.


Here is that list:

Cold Storage

Crime 101

Dracula

GOAT

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die

How To Make A Killing

Iron Lung

Marty Supreme

Mercy

Primate

Send Help

Solo Mio

Song Sung Blue

The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants

This Is Not A Test

Whistle

Wuthering Heights


Why not reflect and share my opinions on each of these experiences?

Enter Cinematic Chronicles.


With each new movie I catch, I will provide a brief synopsis, some thoughts on the film, and a ranking on a scale from 1 to 10.

I'm not a movie critic by any means, but if you were half as bored as I was during Iron Lung, this blog might be for you.

Feel free to fill up my comment section like Jett Fillmore fills up the hoop during the Roarball postseason.

Happy watching!

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